homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via campbells-primordial-soup)

AW
odetosunshine:

“I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you’ll never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you’ll always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.”                                                           
fmg-9:

FUCKING LOVE WORKAHOLICS

elementofdisharmony:

who cares about gender let’s all just kiss and eat sandwiches

(via campbells-primordial-soup)

remin4de:

i wish :c